The first thing I notice is the bell. A small, rounded bell icon sits inside a white notification banner, the kind of shape a phone pushes at you when a package arrives or a calendar event is about to start. The banner reads There is motion at your front door. Below it, a circular, green-tinted …

Look at the shirt before you read the title. The artwork is a warning sign: the words NOT FRIENDLY and DO NOT TOUCH set in the blocky, condensed lettering of industrial signage, a yellow caution triangle, and a hand with a diagonal slash through it. The retail title calls it a funny warning sign introvert …

Editorial note: This publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. This is not an independent review. The first thing to notice about the meh shirt is not the word. It is the size of the word. The native garment preview shows large bold white lowercase meh. lettering on a dark shirt, and the period …