The native garment preview shows very small, centered lowercase meh. lettering on a dark shirt. No animal illustration is present. That is the whole design. Four letters, a period, and a lot of dark fabric around them. We have written about shirts that argue with their own captions, shirts that promise growth clauses, shirts that …

The shirt reads I WEAR THIS SHIRT PERIODICALLY, and beneath the sentence sit four periodic-table-style tiles: 53 I, 74 W, 22 Ti, 16 S. Read the symbols in order and you get I W Ti S. That is not the word periodically. It is not even a word. The joke depends on the gap between …

The first thing I notice on the I Had Potential shirt is not the words. It is the dashed circle. In white capitals across the chest, the shirt reads I HAD POTENTIAL. Beneath the text sits a curved ramp, drawn in white, descending from an upper-left ledge to a lower-right flat. On the upper ledge, …

The first thing I notice on the Composition Notebook Costume Teacher Group Halloween shirt is not the ghost. It is the word COMPOSITION. The artwork is a black-and-white speckled rectangle, a dark binding strip down the left edge, and a white ruled label headed with that single word. Inside the label, an outlined ghost and …

The shirt reads LET’S ROOT FOR EACH OTHER AND WATCH EACH OTHER GROW, and the words wrap around four smiling root vegetables — a carrot, a radish, a beet, and an onion — each drawn with its roots visible in soil. The pun is doing two jobs at once: root as encouragement, root as the …

You can put a legacy Makefile into a trace without editing it. You cannot, with a wrapper alone, get one span per target. Those two sentences are the whole article, and the second one is the part most instrumentation pitches leave out. The mechanism is small: a make shim on PATH that runs the real …